Archive for March, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: MINER FOUND IN BAMMER YARD

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

Thanks to a tip from squatting enthusiast Rick Muscles, we learned that this dude [obv from Clan Catfish] suspected Auburn sympathizers with “dropping a shit ton of tree pie-zun” on one of his Oaks bc he is a huge Bama fan. Seemed like a pretty sound logical conclusion, w/ statewide football related herbicide reaching epic┬áproportions: […]

Hundreds of Long Snappers Injured Sneaking into NFL Combine

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

Not sure why this hasn’t gotten more press, but over 200 special teamers, specifically long snappers, were injured sneaking in to the NFL Scouting Combine this past weekend. They claimed to have been invited, but really had just printed shit out on their old epson inkjets at home after taking several pounds of wild WTF-level […]