Archive for February, 2011

Researchers Create ‘Corgiscope’

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

While groups like Tide for Toomers have raised a veritable shitload of money, the root cause of the recent tree-violence have gone untouched… finebaum callers. Toxic finebaum callers pose a unique but real threat to the health, minds, hearts, education, trees, car tires, pets, newspaper message boards, and domesticated animals of Alabama. Luckily, groups like […]

EXCLUSIVE: New Daniel Moore Print ‘Poison’ is revealed

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Jowly Redneck Child of Satan Poisons Tree

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

One of Satan’s dehorned uneducated jowly children, Harvey Updyke, has been arrested for poisoning Auburns big ole tree. “I was gifted with too much hate by my fiery hell-demon of a father. So I squirted some of that hate into them trees, they gonna die” Updyke has lived a lonely life, passing the time by calling radio […]

BREAKING NEWS: Bear Bryant Found w/ Bear

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Bear Bryant found Alive, chillin w/ actual bear Former Alabama and Kentucky football coach, and also carnivorous giant-wildlife afficianado, Paul Bryant, was discovered to be alive, working in an unnamed zoo, chilling out with a big huge fucking bear. He apparently tucks the bear in and reads him bed time stories for 4 […]

Can Clowney Push the Envelope???

Friday, February 11th, 2011

Crazy signing announcements are all the rage, giving the ESPNU guys something to blather about for hours, crashing local news’ crappy online video players, and giving curmudgeons everywhere an opportunity to shit all over everything. Monday, this year’s top recruit Jadaveon Clowney will presumably choose between South Carolina and Clemson. We can now wonder what […]

RECROOTIN ROUNDUP!!

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011