BAMA BACK TATTOO DUDE SUSPENDED! The BAMA BACK TATTOO DUDE was suspended today by the NCAA for impermissable bad ass back art. He will have to miss the first 7 games of the 1981 season. To enforce this ruling, a special NCAA enforcement officer will be deployed on a Huffy brand bicycle emblazoned with confederate flag stickers. The [...]

Man, the year started out slow!! don’t remember what I was up to, might have been Iditarod season and I was busy breast feeding my trusty sled-dogs. Just didnt have much to say in the wake of my precious College and NFL football teams winning championships, I was glad that me and TJ didnt have to [...]

Jim McElwain, offensive coordinator of the national 2009 champion Alabama football team, immediately won over fans, teachers, children, coaches, dentists, lawyers, cooks, busboys and priests with his rousing “bring their lunches speech”, with it’s equal parts Winston Churchill, Willy Shakespeare, and Billy Madison: “Make sure that the team that you’re playing knows that they better bring their [...]

What you gonna do on new years? Probably gonna watch some football in some fashion. Ideally in the top of some lavish Dubai hotel where beautiful persian slaves bring you grapes and stuff, but, like Meatloaf said, “Can’t always get what you won’t, but I won’t do that.” Maybe you’ll eat some little square orange cheeses, leftover from [...]

New Mexico Bowl Dec. 18 BYU vs. UTEP The Bowl Movement of the Year goes to…. the New Mexico Bowl! When this comes on TV, you’ll be like, “Holy shit! Bowl games already!” UTEP does have a pretty cool miner pickaxe dude logo. Though, I always wonder, why do colleges choose mascots of jobs that you go [...]

Scored some sweet tix to the Iron Bowl!! Got my ass to the seat, some cuties sitting on one side, decked out in the maximum level of organic mall-fed Bammer Fever gear allowed by law, on the other side of me was a dude that really hated the refs and had a big ole vein [...]