Happy Fuckin Thanksgivin!!! Thanks to the pilgrams sailing across the gulf of mexico in the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, this is the perfect time of year to spend with your loved ones, your neighbors, your doggies, your beers, heroin, shit like that. Dont got to go to work, unless you work retail, [...]
BREAKING NEWS! Campus paper not sure who Cameron Newton is: Could he be an astronaut? A veterinarian? An octogenarian? The C & W might need to do fact checking. Anyone within 20 feet of a Finebaum radio or who watches the blogs and twitters go by should be fairly well versed in the John Bond/Kenny Rogers/NCAA Bylaws/ESPN Conspiracies. [...]
Wheels have really come off since the LSU loss. The kids started huffing gas and throwing vegetables and shit at passing cars. Wife left with a plumber, bastard just waltzed out of the house with a soiled roto-rooter in one hand, and the old lady in another, now all i got is a little wet [...]
Man, it was killer the other day, got to finally get in the game, get some QB action. real live SEC action! Took a few shots downfield, was kind of fun, dont really dig that dink and dunk horse shit. I really didnt think anyone would care, already had that game in the pocket, in fact, was [...]
Monty: My old bastard owner used to beat the shit out of me while listening to Kenny Rogers, so pardon me if I don’t believe a word the man says. In Cam We Trust. Romeo: It’s bout to get chilly, kind of bummed but glad I don’t got no nuts to freeze off. Mocha: Check [...]
BREAKING NEWS!! Early this morning a group of mischievous tween orphans discovered Cam Newton’s treasure in a remote Pacific Northwest cave. They faced an array of boobee traps, barbs, organs, boulders & shit, but luckily prevailed because of their Asian gadgets, determination, and orthodontic badassery. The tweens were from a poverty level family of deadbeats, so Cam Newton’s [...]
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What the Fuck! Bad News this week. Got run over by a swamp baby en route to the game. Lil bastard riding shotgun takes the wheel from swamp-momma and guns it at my ass. Thank God the wife was out there, to tell the kid to stop AFTER he had run me over. Hurt my back, [...]
Shocking New Photo Evidence! PAUL BEAR BRYANT, legendary gravel-voiced Alabama Coach, was spotted in this picture with, what appears to be a Nokia 1508 shitty lil cell phone, back in his days at Kentucky. The phone ended in his hand, I assume, because in his future time travel facility there was an ‘Old Shit’ bin, [...]