When he’s not winning championships, rhode scholaring, or getting sacked by every single motherfucker on the entire South Carolina football team, Greg McElroy is getting “ups” all over Tuscaloosa, flinging paint from his Rustoleum cannons like the guns of navarone. As you can see here, he uses a tiny hand theme (possible supplied by a kidnapped [...]

Something about the South Carolina game makes me drowsy. Maybe I’m not getting enough sleep and need to get some sweet-ass bed made by Swedish Astronauts. Looking back in Tower of Bammer archives… even wayy back to the old parchment version that me and TJ nailed to the front of Bryant Denny back in the [...]

TJ brings us this weeks Crimson & White Roundtable: 1) Did the decisive win over Florida answer all the questions about this Alabama team? Why or why not? Yes. It did answer most of the questions I had. Our offense kicks fucking ass! Douchebags and collegiate football fantasy players may not be impressed by our stats; [...]

THIS JUST IN: South Carolina Coach Steve Spurrier, dressed as a Nawvee from the movie Avatars has driven a plastic spear into Stephen Garcia, after practice-impaling 2 walk-on QBs. He was reportedly shouting “I WON THE HEISMAN YOU BUSHWACKER PIECE OF SHIT! TO THE BENCH WITH YOU FOREVER!! YAAAAAAAH” while running around in the plastic-weaponized Avatars [...]

BREAKING NEWS Florida fans confounded by itty bitty cute little traffic cones Gator offense has no hope if it cannot overcome 3 inch tall baby plastic pyramids Look at these cute lil boogers! Think I’m in love!