Archive for October, 2010


Wednesday, October 27th, 2010


Sunday, October 24th, 2010

Alabama vs Knoxvillain F-Bomb Preview

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

It’s Tennessee week. Time to pull up to the gas station and fill up the ole HATE TANK (secret hint, its made from high fructose corn syrup!). Motherfucking HATE prices are high this week, might need to shop around, start hating Delaware or something. Dang, spilled some on my jeans, how I’m gonna smell like […]

What do real dogs think of Smokey and ole Drooly Dooley

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Pins: If Alabama shits the bed on saturday, do they not get any snausages for a week? I’d hump a Panda for some snausages! Romeo: I had a dream last night that LSU meets Georgia in the SEC Championship game. I woke up in a cold sweat and starting licking my nuts to put me […]

The Crimson & White Roundtable: Tennesseeeeeee

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Here we are wif de Crimson & White Roundtable. 1) Alabama returned to the win column against Ole Miss, but did the Crimson Tide’s performance show the needed signs of improvement we were hoping to see? After an alright start, it just felt like a survival. Like Bear Grylls muching on some dung grubs just so his stomach […]


Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

YOU THINK YOU HAVE AN RV??? YOU HAVE A HALF-MILLION DOLLAR PORTABLE TOILET BURGER COOLER This is the best motherfucking RV on the planet, and quite possibly the entire Western Hemisphere. It’s got wood panelling in there, from real trees. Probably Redwoods chopped up in California while hippies were living in the branches, yknow,  back […]

A Letter to the Boo-ers

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

Heard there was a smattering of self-booing at the Alabama game. Not much, but yeah. Wanted to weigh in on this hot button topic. Suck my fucking dick if you boo your own team. It’ right …down ….there….so just go ahead and suuuuck it, you joyless pile of horseshit. Maybe you think you’re booing the […]

Hungover Thoughts on the Footballs

Sunday, October 17th, 2010

Man Dance: Florida got Relf’d. Not sure I can handle this TJ: Despite Bama underperforming, This was the Tower’s best gameday performance. We made it all the way to the end without blacking out or getting kicked out of Egan’s. We shocked our doubters and ourselves. Going to wear diapers next game I think. The […]

F-Bomb Mother-Effing Fucking Rebel Preview

Friday, October 15th, 2010

What Up Missedsissiiippii! I’m gonna preemptively apologize for misspelling Mississippi, cause I really could give five shits about spelling when I’m writing in my blog with no ads about football where I make doodoo jokes. You want spelling, go back to elementary school. You want pizza, go to the Hut. You want children, go get someone pregnant or […]

cRiMsOn & wHiTe: L33+ HaXoR EdiTiOn

Friday, October 15th, 2010

Drunk TJ really brings us this weeks Crimson & White Roundtable: In Case you haven’t noticed, I have been doing these roundtable questions under the influence of a shit ton of booze. It’s become a weekly ritual. This past week’s loss has put me over the edge. I haven’t been sober since saturday and my writing […]