Archive for August, 2010

Breaking News: Ingram Attacked by Scope

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

It has been reported that Heisman Trophy bad ass Mark Ingram was the victim of a periscope attack in Birmingham. News is still sketchy, but Dr James Andrews has been spotted running naked along highway 280, perhaps looking to blend in with a crowd inside a Moes restaurant. If you see Dr James Andrews, do […]

Crimson and White Roundtable: Whooo the Season is Almost Upon Us

Monday, August 30th, 2010

The Crimson and White Roundtable is back! The season is almost here!! Can’t wait to watch some footbaw and grab some cold ones!! 1) What is your expectations for the coming season? Me? I’m bracing for a slight crash back to earth. Between 1 and 3 losses between the likes of some Gator-Lion-Tiger-Chickeny-type Beast while […]

T-Town Gameday Food and Dranks

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

“I came all the way from Saturn to get some Archibald’s” – Sun Ra This is my run down of Tuscaloosa eatin’ and drinkin’, aimed at the casual visitor-fan that wants to get something localish. Feel free to pile on if you think my taste sucks, or if one of these joints has been recently […]

Nike Pro Combat Comic Sans Poster Revealed!!

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

Can’t wait to beat the Bulldogs clad in these beautiful bubbly letters!!

Leaked Images: Nike Design Documents Revealed

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

A disgruntled Nike employee, most likely slaving away in a sweatshop in an underground Pacific Northwest basement, has leaked the Nike Pro Combat design documents & concept art for the Alabama. There is lots of internal conflict over which design to go with, and many employees have been reprimanded, fired, or robbed of their shoes […]

Looking Ahead: When Alabama Loses

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

So what happens when Bama eventually loses? Will Bammermania end? Will Saban get bricks of flaming cocaine thrown through his windows? The November 24 2007 Iron Bowl remains the last regular season Alabama loss. It is a unique, and frankly wonderful situation to be in, babies born then are now running around and talking and […]

Breaking News: Bama fan bashes Vols, compares to garbage truck convention

Friday, August 13th, 2010

Breaking News: I have just uncovered video of an Alabama fan trashing Tennessee. In a long stream of violent metaphors, he compares the Vols to Osama Bin Laden, calls Knoxville a town of pockmarked whores, forces a baby to eat glass, and then literally takes a figurative crap on a Smokey looking dog. Off camera […]

Football Team Advertises for New Safeties

Monday, August 9th, 2010

The Alabama football team is apparently in a dicey situation, in regard to the defensive backfield. It looks like depth concerns have driven them to place smart-ass advertisements on the local craigslist. We can only assume the next step is suiting up cheerleaders and/or scouting at the intramural leagues for crazy “one Mississippi, two Mississippi” […]

AAAAAAaaaaH!! NICK SABAN!!!

Friday, August 6th, 2010

NICK MOTHER EFFING SABAN! NICK SABAN NICK SABANNICK SABANNICK SABANNICK SABAN NAPOLEONSPARTACUSAUGUSTUS SABAN! Nick Saban!!Nick SabanNICKSABAN