Archive for July, 2010

Crimson and White Roundtable: If I was King

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

The return of the Round Table! Mr Fire Will Heath has asked us what we would do if we were Kings of Football! I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out his excellent Ode to the Shulastator as well. Q: Through a random sequence of events, you are now in charge of college football. By yourself, with […]

NCAA has Copernicus-like Revelation about Sports Agents

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Much like Copernicus revolutionized science with his discovery that the Sun does not fucking spin around the Earth, the NCAA has recently discovered, in the beautiful tourney-bracket-littered hills of North Caroline, that sports agents actually revolve around young impressionable potential clients. These investigators showed amazing prowess and attention to detail, and even taking advantage of […]

Just in time to get pumped up for football!!

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Season 5 of Mal Moore’s TV show is now available at Amazon!! Wonder what sort of crazy hijinks ole Conrad McMasters will get into? Will athletic dept spending go in the tank once the Wal-Mart runs out of blue suits? Does Auburn AD Jay Jacobs have a show?

Ex-Bama QB Stands against Forces of Satan

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Sports news site TMZ broke the story Ex-Bama QB Jay Barker*, who now plays the part of sheltered upper middle class southern post-jock on morning radio in Birmingham, is taking on another opponent…. Beelzebub, the fucking lord of darkness, in a text war over child custody and pancakes and dirty clothes (message board rumors from […]

Welcome to the Club

Friday, July 9th, 2010

For the past 20 (175??!) some odd years. Alabama fans had the market cornered on NCAA conspiracy talk (along with the “EFF THE MOTHER EFFING NCAA!” t-shirt movement*). You couldn’t get 5 steps into an Alabama Dollar General, Bass Pro Shop, Whole Foods, Stein Mart, or even a Sbarro without hearing about how the NCAA was […]