So, while basking in the warm glow of HATE WEEK, I figured I would go through some search terms that people use to find this site. It turns out, some sick people find this site, through the alchemy of google and whatnot. And, you know, there are some things I just can’t keep bottled up. This is one of those bits of sunshine I just have to share:

alabama peeing on lsu (if anyone finds this, I’d like to see it I think)
were wolves fucking (hmm, must be related to that new teenybopper movie)
portable dick licker
california gang-rape at homecoming (this just makes me uncomfortable)
shit. video urinate (not really sure about that punctuation)
gang sign that looks like a bird flying
who was the guy who ran without his shirt in the 2009 nfl combine that had breasts (hmm who was that guy?)
jug fucking
tebow jorts
in the head is the brain (the tower of bammer is your source for brain locations)
alabama game verne lundquist shit
greg mcelroy picking boogers (how do you get your boogers out? grow up people!)
if you sprinkle when tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat tin sign
jorts effect virginia tech
homecoming queen fucks coach (that must have been from the brief Mike Price era)

Also noted are several searches for Nick Saban’s illegitimate children, religious affiliation, and whether he is involved in freemasonry.