Buster: “First order of business for Alabama: quit letting Helen Keller call the plays in the red zone!”

Missy: “Those guys really like purple nylon.”

Barney: “Jesus! Its gonna take me MONTHS to re-pee on all the things the tiger fans pee on this weekend”

Bear: “Do LSU fans name their dogs Gerry DiNardo?”

Sarah: “Nothing is quite as disgusting as a corndog in the throes of an ether binge”

Peppy: “If it gets cold enough, I get stuck in a houndstooth sweatshirt. News flash, I’m covered in hair fools!”

Roxy: “…and when there was no whiskey, we drank gin, and when there was no gin, we ate worms”

Patton: “I don’t care if those swamp tigers phone-bomb me, I got no hands! I can’t answer!”