Vacated!

So, according to the rapsheet, the Alabama will be forced to “vacate some wins” as a result of possibly 200 athletes taking a few too many trips to the Alabama Supply Store, and what better time to take a vacation than summer? The kids are out of school committing crimes and spray-painting churches, the unfullfilling job is laying people off, the gurgling sound from the living room is your miserable wife is drowning in a pool of her own sweat, and every sip of beer might be interrupted by your dog’s fur-projectiles stuck to the lip of the can.

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