So I was perusing a few sites, looking for a hand crafted instrument made by indigenous peoples to outfit the Alabama Man Dance African Percussion Choir, and, lo and behold, i come across this: A Tin Elephant, check out this from the description “this elephant made of heavy sheets of tin is definitely red (so much so that he has been known to root for the Crimson Tide!)” So, c’mon people, if you’re looking for a gift for that special Bama Fan in your life you’ve wronged so many times, I can’t think of a better one, made by actual Zimbabwe Bammers.

In other news
If you are not following EDSBS’s Fulmer Cup, you should, since Alabama is the reigning champ thanks to last years robbery/coke slinging/bar-fight-a-palooza. We really hope the winner truly represents what it means for your team to go out and act like morons. That, and this quote from the most recent update almost made me spill my bat-blood voodoo cocktail all over my freemasonry pentagrams:

The Trilateral Commission decreed it, and then confirmed the call with the Elders of Zion, who then ratified the dismissal of affray charges against Janoris Jenkins with Quantum and the Gnomes of Zurich. Broadcasting the orders over special high-frequency radios through Chinese Triad contacts based in Mormon temples across the world, who then executed the orders through Mara Salvatrucha operatives with links to Opus Dei and the Carlyle Group to intimidate the judges in Alachua County to make the charges go away, debase the US Currency, and simultaneously undermine the University of Tennessee and Georgia programs while clearing the way for ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT. Either that, or there was no evidence to hold the charges any further against Jenkins.