Archive for December, 2009

Bammer Days of Christmas #1

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Bumped from the Letterman show

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

It was disappointing to learn Heisman Winner Mark Ingram wasn’t going to be on the Dave Letterman show last night, I hear he was going to wear his light blue Matlock digs.

This one was a year too early

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

from 2008:

I Came to drop F-Bombs on the 2009 SEC Champeenship

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Who the Fuck is Florida? The University of Florida is a fucking state college with about 55 fucking thousand students, located in Gainesville, Florida. Florida has given us gifts like the comedian Todd Barry and has also been known to occasionally aim its Taser of Education on goofball conspiracy theorists. Game of the Fucking Millennium! Welcome United States! […]

Abner B.D. Scroggins: Pukes! You haven't won anything!

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Some sumbitches like to motivate with violence, but now in this day and age where you can barely get away with half-drowning heathen terrorists, so you’re surely not gonna get away with stapling “my whore momma dropped me” signs on the wide receivers every time one of those butterfingers lets the ball hit the dirt. […]

A Tip from Smokey

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

…officers found the Gator defensive lineman’s car stopped at a green light slumped over asleep in the driver’s seat