I do some slapstick in this one and mumble about football like a mongoloid. Enjoy.

Plied with Bourbon he went to Kentuckeee

Till his Eyebrows grew into smiling moustaches

The rest is historeeee

Sunday Evening Train-wreck
An unusually retarded comment thread ensues at edsbs.com after Orson Swindle’s plea for Tebow to be responsible and let his brain heal. Roll Bama Roll’s own kleph is called a Georgia fan multiple times.
Speaking of Brain Damage
I keep getting Hold my close up Tiny Danson stuck in my head
Ichabod Lundquist is on top [...]

Welcome Back Motherfucking Razorbacks
Nice to see you back hogs, its been a couple of years since you been in town. When you were here last, Darren McFadden and Felix Jones were going apeshit, everyone was telling me to buy real estate, and ole J.P. Banana Bangs hit Matt Caddell in the corner of the endzone [...]

Bammer and Arkansas both play equally well. Don’t worry, though; Bammer just barely squeezes it out in the end. Probably in overtime.

We here at the Tower are not above lurking around the message boards. In fact, it provides a certain level of understanding of the common football fan’s psyche, as well as hours of entertainment; especially after a loss. The Rebels meltdown tonight has given us too many gems to pass up, so let’s post them [...]

Last night, after a chowder-induced dream, I was unable to get back to sleep. My mind wandered, of course, to football. It was in this drowsy state I realized there are comparisons between the Wildcat formation that we’re all familiar with, and the WildC.A.T.’s comic book that only my fellow nerds are aware of. For [...]

The past few weeks I was involved in a violent crash course in video editing and a codec injured my right eye and so now I have to wear a pirate patch. There has also been a drunken unemployed interloper on my couch who, when microwaving leftovers in the middle of the night, makes more [...]

So this is the 3rd episode of the newly titled TPS Report that we’ve filmed this season, but it’s the first to see the light of day. It’s a work in progress. No fancy effects and whatnot, but that’s not why you watch it, right. You come for the minutae of football knowledge that falls [...]

Do not doubt that G-MAC will rally the troops against the Mean Green. The troops will comply with the desires of their general, and the outcome shall be great indeed. This is what is meant by ENTHUSIASM.