Archive for September, 2009

The TPS Report #2

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

I do some slapstick in this one and mumble about football like a mongoloid. Enjoy.

The Bear we Share

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Plied with Bourbon he went to Kentuckeee Till his Eyebrows grew into smiling moustaches The rest is historeeee

Set your Jorts on Fire

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Sunday Evening Train-wreck An unusually retarded comment thread ensues at edsbs.com after Orson Swindle’s plea for Tebow to be responsible and let his brain heal. Roll Bama Roll’s own kleph is called a Georgia fan multiple times. Speaking of Brain Damage I keep getting Hold my close up Tiny Danson stuck in my head Ichabod […]

I Came to drop F-Bombs: Fayettevillains come to Tuscaloosa

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Welcome Back Motherfucking Razorbacks Nice to see you back hogs, its been a couple of years since you been in town. When you were here last, Darren McFadden and Felix Jones were going apeshit, everyone was telling me to buy real estate, and ole J.P. Banana Bangs hit Matt Caddell in the corner of the […]

YIJING: Bammer vs. Razorbacks

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Bammer and Arkansas both play equally well. Don’t worry, though; Bammer just barely squeezes it out in the end. Probably in overtime.

"IT CAME FROM THE BOARDS!" Meltdown edition

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

We here at the Tower are not above lurking around the message boards. In fact, it provides a certain level of understanding of the common football fan’s psyche, as well as hours of entertainment; especially after a loss. The Rebels meltdown tonight has given us too many gems to pass up, so let’s post them […]

Wildcats: A Retrospective

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Last night, after a chowder-induced dream, I was unable to get back to sleep. My mind wandered, of course, to football. It was in this drowsy state I realized there are comparisons between the Wildcat formation that we’re all familiar with, and the WildC.A.T.’s comic book that only my fellow nerds are aware of. For […]

I came to drop F-Bombs: North Texas vs Alabama

Friday, September 18th, 2009

The past few weeks I was involved in a violent crash course in video editing and a codec injured my right eye and so now I have to wear a pirate patch. There has also been a drunken unemployed interloper on my couch who, when microwaving leftovers in the middle of the night, makes more […]

The TPS Report: Now available in HD & Dolby

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

So this is the 3rd episode of the newly titled TPS Report that we’ve filmed this season, but it’s the first to see the light of day. It’s a work in progress. No fancy effects and whatnot, but that’s not why you watch it, right. You come for the minutae of football knowledge that falls […]

YIJING: Bammer vs. Mean Green

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Do not doubt that G-MAC will rally the troops against the Mean Green. The troops will comply with the desires of their general, and the outcome shall be great indeed. This is what is meant by ENTHUSIASM.