Archive for July, 2009

Why can't we play Arkansas State again this season?

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Saw this on EDSBS and I figured it was worth posting. Some Razorback fan hates his state rival so much they’ve dubbed over the Red Wolves promo video. Pretty hilarious stuff. The Crimson Tide are prominently featured. Enjoy.

Innapropriate and Lewd behaviour at yonder press circus

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Clay Travis asked Tim Tebow “are you saving yourself for marriage” at the SEC media days and it set the sexually repressed sportosphere ablaze in condemnation. Talk radio callers are climbing out of their fortified bunkers and beating their chests at the audacity of the slick writer-type’s attention grab. When I hear Clay Travis, I […]

Comment of the Day

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Today’s comment of the day comes from today’s Dr. Saturday: “If you tackle someone by the head, it’s very dangerous because in the head is the brain!” Thank you, Coach Isiah Thompson, for bringing a little sunlight into my windowless miserable existence

Hey Nick

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

When this was announced Ian Rapoport is leaving his job for a gig in Boston covering Tom Brady’s Knee and Bill Belichick’s cut off sleeves, I heard and read many people say “is that the dude that called Coach Saban ‘Nick’?” Apparently, to part of the Alabama fan base, calling a guy by his first […]

Quick, Sprinkle & Pounds: The best names in Crimson Tide history

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

I’m not one to make fun of names, well, because i’ve been ridiculed my whole life since ma and pa ManDance named me Alabama, but here’s my list of some of the best names ever to don the crimson (or whatever mammoth foreskin garments they were using way back before Nike took over). I also […]

Portable Home Cooking

Monday, July 6th, 2009

h/t to Dr Saturday for this gifting me with this morning Oklahoma booger eater: so why not another revisit the styles and methods of other booger eater greats? The Hunter Gatherer Basketball star Allen Iverson shows us how to properly inspect the results of your latest booger hunting expedition. Its odd that a player known […]

Hand Crafted Big Al From Zimbabwe

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

So I was perusing a few sites, looking for a hand crafted instrument made by indigenous peoples to outfit the Alabama Man Dance African Percussion Choir, and, lo and behold, i come across this: A Tin Elephant, check out this from the description “this elephant made of heavy sheets of tin is definitely red (so […]