Archive for March, 2009

The one where we make fun of a more successful blog

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

The coaching search has finally ended this weekend with the hiring of Anthony Grant of VCU. The Tower was smitten with the idea of bringing in Mizzou coach/ bad motherfucker, Mike Anderson; but what the fuck do we know? The whole ordeal has been fairly tame, and not at all the soap opera that one […]

Let He without Man Boobs cast the First Stone

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Load up the rifles and leave the deer urine at home, cause it’s open season on former Tide lineman Andre Smith! His 2009 missteps has incurred the wrath of NFL pundits and the legion of bored internets, and much has been made of how much money he will lose and how far he may fall. […]

Clean up on Aisle 2009

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

The Tide handily downs Vandy with near-perfect free throw shooting, while the SEC Tourney Logo looks like a shopping cart with a basketball in it: Now brings a rematch with the Vols, win or lose, it is encouraging to see this team show improvement. Also: the NCAA is expanding the Tournament to 4096 teams (INSANE […]

Perched Atop a Porcelain Palace

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

March Madness While we hope for the best, and applaud the basketball team sticking together through what has been one of the most difficult seasons I’ve ever seen, the season most likely will be ending down in Tampa at the SEC Tourney. And after that, its nothing but boring sports for like half a year. […]