Clemson Threw Coach Tommy Bowden under the Bus this morning, a few days after he loses to Wake Forest and threw his QB under the bus. Later, QB Cullen Harper, after making a big purchase at Whole Food’s unpleasant grape section, says “It’s what he deserved.” So, who is next up for an extra large order of bus enchiladas.. one of our struggling rivals maybe?

Philip Fulmer – Third Saturday in Blogtober has been looking for a replacement for the Great Pumpkin since September, but it will doubtfully be as easy as fooling him with a “Free Bustache Rides” sign. With his slightly shiny resume and just being a year removed from an SEC west crown, I think he’ll be around a little longer. They’ll probably keep him around just for being so hated in Alabama that he incites lawsuits. Axing Fulmer and his staff could cost the University $9.55 Million, to translate that for you Tennessee dudes, that could buy over a half million of those fuckin weird hats (unless you insist on actual animal fur).

Tommy Tuberville - After losing to hapless squad of Petrino Hogs, the Aubs are in disarray, and many bammers are rejoicing at their trials and tribulations. Me, I’m just glad their providing a solid target for Paul Finebaum and his restless natives to throw poison darts at. I’m sure the Auburn board of Trustees is in a black helicopter hovering over Will Muschamp’s house right now, but I’d still be shocked if they ran General Augustus Tubervilius off this year. Still, we all drink from the same water system generously fortified with the impatience and high expectations that sent Mike Shula back to the steak house less than 12 months after a top 10 finish in the polls. It should also be noted that Tuberville’s contract features a $6 million buyout, which would buy you 1.7 million of those trunk tails (which recently had their price SLASHED 60 CENTS). And i think these buyouts might make a bigger difference as retirement plans dive bomb and athletic boosters’ sphincter holes seal up airtight.