Very Aight: 41-7
by Alabama Man Dance ~ September 14th, 2008. Filed under: General.All across America, our Alabama brothers and sisters crawled out of bed on September 13th wanting 3 things, a cold beer, a big win, and Tommy Tuberville to find a large phallic object made of spoiled meat in his bed. Well, we got two of those things, and almost got the third when a 3 – 2 baseball game broke out in Starkville, Mississippi. Bama won big and covered the spread, so our degenerate gambler bammers out there will be happy and there was a wide array of cold beverages available throughout the Tuscaloosa metro area.
Last week’s opponent Tulane also held things surprisingly close with Eastern Carolina, a welcome present from the team that made us look lame and had our crack team of PE majors on Bryant Drive scratching their nuts all week.
September 15th, 2008 at 8:28 am
It was good to see Tulane man up against a good East Carolina team.I think in the course of my day i saw or did everything you mentioned.
1)had one embarrassingly early
2)Big win in a hot bar
3) being at said hot bar all day lead to swamp crouch with lead to nut scratching
4)a bbq sandwich which i crudely rolled in to a tube to speed the eating process
September 15th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Curses! The dreaded “swamp crotch”…