Last Year’s Cluster Fuck
Alabama barely escaped last year’s game with a win, and the crowd of Mississippians proceeded to voice their displeasure by heaving cups, empty bottles of liquor and high heeled shoes. This is not as bad as it sounds though, this is a socially acceptable way to celebrate a close SEC loss at home.

Tower of Bammer has gained exclusive access to the SEC ref’s response to the criticism of the penalty at the end of last years game in Oxford:

Revenge of the Nutt
Coach Houston “Whiskey Eyes” Nutt rolls back into town with his priceless facial expressions and unpredictable playcalling that is always fun to watch. He has gained notoriety for effectively running his version of the old-timey football single wing, where he runs out on the field with a large delicious chicken wing and dares anyone to take it.

“C-C-Come on and check this delectable treat out!”

Why They are Fucked
First of all, this is an Alabama team that has proven capable of dominating any team in the country if they show up playing their A game. Ole Miss has struggled with turnovers, losing the turd 15 times already this year. Also, the Rebel defense has been vulnerable against the pass, allowing 7 yards per attempt in the air, setting up a perfect bounce-back opportunity for JPW after his fucking shitty game against Kentucky. In his 3 years as starter, JPW has never had consecutive games with sub-70 passer ratings.

Why We are Fucked
Alabama has played their worst games at home this year, and Ole Miss has done well on the road, shocking a Florida team (that looked like world-beaters last week against the Mosquito-Tigers) and out gaining Wake Forest but losing in the final minutes. Mississippi matches up well, with a solid defensive front that will try to force the game into the hands of the inconsistent Bama passing attack.

Ole Miss Rebel and original Charlie’s Angel, Kate Jackson, demonstrates the unbalanced line sometimes used in the Wild Rebel formation, we can hope Houston Nutt’s next stop is at Oregon State to run the Wild Beaver formation

Also:
The power of Christ compells me to post this video that I saw on Third Saturday in Blogtober