Archive for November, 2008

The plebes react

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I like to spend Sundays nursing my hangover with a cocktail consisting of pepto, excedrin, hair of the dog and a heap of message board rants. Here’s some of the more choice selections from today. This first kid is great. He took issue with Saban icing his kicker before halftime… “So you guys love him […]

The Booger-Witch is Dead

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

“If you call in the next 7 minutes, we’ll get you offensive co-ordinating this bitch!”

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: The Fucking Auburn Preview

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Fucking Alabama Its that time of the year folks, when we square up against our little sister for bragging rights within the beautiful, ignorant wasteland that is Sweet Home Alabama. Its been so long since I’ve had bragging rights, I don’t remember what they look like. Phil Fulmer has probably peeked over his portable indian […]

The Shit-talk Express

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

More barely comprehendable thoughts on the Iron Bowl from yours truly. Thanks to the new sponsorship from wilhagan’s (love those jalapeno poppers!) and the guys from well that’s cool.

The Yi Jing Prediction: The Iron Bowl

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Will Bammer beat the Booger Eaters? This week Bammer returns to the field after a much needed off week. We’re 11-0 (I’m 13-0 in Yi Jing predictions this year, btw and fyi) and now we get to face our most hated opponent: them Booger Eaters on the Plains, who have provided us with a near […]

Looking Ahead: Next Year

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

With the Eagle-Tigers lurking around, desperately looming on the horizon, we think its a perfect time to look past our current opponent, past the SEC championship, past the bowl game, and into next season. Is there a better way to show disdain for your cross state rival than to think about more important things, like […]

Rivalry Weekend: Rags and Jugs and Pants, Oh My!

Monday, November 24th, 2008

With the Iron Bowl looming, and this year’s misnomered 3rd Saturday in October behind us, We’re gonna run down the more creatively named rivalries and rivalry trophies in college football (not all happening this weekend or maybe even this season). Keg of Nails: Cincinnati vs Louisville If partying after this game, be sure to make […]

Tis the Season for Turds

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Sunday, after watching a fun Miss State football game and while nursing a Denny Chimes-sized hangover, the Tide basketball team dropped a stinker on us, losing to Mercer, Mark Gottfried remains perched at #4 on the College B-Ball Coaches Hotseat, and except for Ron Steele and Jamychal Green, it basically looks like, once again, we […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama vs Missisippi State

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Will Bammer beat Miss Bulldog? I think the Yi is mad at me. This whole week I have been bombarded by requests from friends (and some that were more strangers than friends) to divine answers to their own vexing concerns. So, I think the Yi is feeling slightly misused. I think I need to implement […]

I came to drop F-Bombs: The Fucking MSU Bulldogs Preview

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

We Fucking Control our own Destiny! Coming into the year, I’d have taken 9 wins and buried myself in a celebratory bucket of greasy fried chicken, now Bama sits here in November 3 wins away from the National Title Game. Neighsayer columnist abound in just about every major national publication. What Bama needs this weekend […]