Archive for October, 2008

Knowledge Drop '08

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Alabama Man Dance has held it down here at the Tower, writing pretty much all the content this week and last. I’ll pick it up for the home stretch here. Until then, here’s my ugly mug, talking football and bullshit. The fancy graphics, editing and upstaging provided by the dude(s) from Well That’s Cool.

"Roll" Tide Barn

Monday, October 6th, 2008

To cheer you up from your Kentucky blues, here is the coolest barn I’ve ever seen, quite possibly the Sistine Chapel of bammer, it was somewhere down Highway 11 I think, I was kind of fuckin lost. It is scarred by a few unnecessary quotation marks, but that can be forgiven, since quotation marks can […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama vs Kentucky

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

This week’s prediction is a little different than my usual predictions in that I translated this one from the Chinese myself. (The internet is an awesome help for this, as my understanding of the Chinese language is mostly limited to ‘fried rice’ and ‘long time no see’.)  By doing so, I hoped to gain a […]

Looking Ahead: Nittany Lions in 2010

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Once Again, we are going to look PAST our current opponent, and into the FUTURE of the Crimson Tide, this time, the DISTANT FUTURE. Lord Saban does not want his vassals doing this, so be sure NOT to tell him. But, then again, Saban’s wanderlust might kick in and carry him away to greener pastures […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: Kentucky Fuckin Feral Cat Preview

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Back to Fucking Tuscaloosa! We will be welcoming SEC play back to Tuscaloosa Alabama!! Mal Moore has expressed wishes to make this game a “Color-Out” where all the Fans dress in a beautiful rainbow of colors to show support for all the closeted homosexuals on the other team. Are you Fucking Kidding Me? Kentucky is […]