Archive for October, 2008

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama vs Arkansas State

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Ahh. Homecoming. I tell you all, I didn’t fret over this prediction at all. Not that I’m looking past the Red Wolves and onto la Tigers, though the Yi seems to imply that that is quite alright in this situation. Will Bammer beat the Red Wolves? The Yi game me hexagram # 5 Xu, or […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: The Fucking Red Wolves Preview

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Welcome Previously-Known-As-Fucking-Indians! In this day and age, I guess we can’t go naming our fucking sports teams after geographically misnamed minorities, who lived here for thousands of years and we nearly wiped out through disease and war. Thusly, Arkansas State rolled out their new and improved athletics logo and mascot* this Fall. In a manimal-like […]

Mullet Man on the Attack

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

The Intertubes are alive this week with this dude celebrating the Tennessee win, at first I thought this was TJ’s halloween costume: Of course, once this got circulated around, the youtube comment thread turns into a train wreck people pissing on each other: ‘this dude is typical bama’ , ‘the barn ain’t never done shit’ […]

Handsome Devil Weekly Video Bonanza

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Hooray! This one’s got it all. More Tennessee shit-talkin’, Ark State disrespect and championship speculation. Dig in.

Blue Collars and Voltron

Monday, October 27th, 2008

“We’re a blue-collar team” Nick Saban has declared his group of players is a blue collar team. So the search for the Alabama’s football identity is over? I say it has just begun.. If Bama drops 3 out of the next 4 games: the old timey “back to work” neckerbow If Bama drops one or […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama vs Tennessee

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Alright, Bammer fans, this week I rolled the coins one time and one time only. I asked the Yi, “Will Bammer beat the Vols?” I received hexagram # 10 Lü or “Cautious Treading“. Remember that last week’s hex was # 9, so you can see this week’s answer is just the next hex in sequence. […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: The Fucking Volunteers Preview

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

A Fucking Rivalry Game at Last At last, our annual feud with the Knoxvillains, though not on the traditional 3rd Saturday in October, because the SEC uses some fucking Mayan Chinese Jewish New Year calendar when scheduling their games. So, yes Bammers, the Iron Bowl is no longer in a city that gives a shit […]

What do real dogs think of Smokey and his Bandits?

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

The Tower of Bammer interviewed several Tuscaloosa dogs this past week, to seek their opinion on the Bama vs Volunteer showdown in Knoxvegas this weekend: Waldo: “Did they cut off Smokey’s balls too???” Chester: “What in the hell is Saban telling these kids at halftime? Is he reading them the week’s Dow Jones index?” Beau: […]

Hard Week Eight

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Put a hanky over your face before watching this one. It’s contagious.

A Big Hole

Monday, October 20th, 2008

“It’s still a big hole with him gone” Josh Chapman, commenting on the Massive Nose Tackle’s injury, and also possibly the goatse guy In the aftermath of another middling second half performance. We can only hope this hole gets filled, and QUICK, before we turn into a creme-filled cutely-sprinkled cupcake and get dropped off at […]