Archive for September, 2008

#2 in the AP. Nation agrees, "Bama's the shit!"

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Another exciting installment of your favorite weekly bama video blog, brought to you by Well That’s Cool. You’ll notice the shiner on my cheek and you’ll be proud to know that I earned it by getting so wasted saturday night/friday morning that I fell out of a cab and straight into a curb. We practice […]

Bama Wins!!@#!$!

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Time to get arrested bammers! Downtown ‘Ham better watch the fuck out! We’re about to run balls deep in this motherfucker. Alabama Man Dance and I are full of piss, vinegar and kool-aid. Bammers, enjoy this one. Not that you needed us to tell you that. Our goal? Two arrest, make bail by noon and […]

California Love

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Be careful, my alabama brothers and sisters, Athens is a wasteland right now, its like a fuckin 2 pac video! an oil executive thinks the game should be cancelled! Check this awesome article from the always entertaining Cold Hard Football Facts: ESPN drunk behind the wheel of the USC bandwagon So if Alabama wins, it […]

The Yi Jing Prediction: Alabama @ Georgia

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Man, I tell you what, boys and girls, this has been one tough week for yours truly. I have cast so many damned hexagrams, tossed about three fiddy in change, and divided so many yarrow stalks (actually, I use Q-tips) that I have developed a divinatory version of carpal tunnel syndrome. And like so many […]

Looking ahead: Poll Position

Friday, September 26th, 2008

We just watched the latest USC meltdown; which is an annual event here at the Tower. It appears that Sanchez’s crustached-face spent more time in the bye week buried in coed poon than the playbook. Oh, well. But this does give us the chance to engage in our favorite pasttime: looking ahead of our opponents. […]

What do Real Dogs Think of the Dawgs?

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

I interviewed several Tuscaloosa dogs this past week, to see their opinion on the Bama vs Bulldog showdown in Athens this weekend: Waldo: “Do those Bulldogs like to roll around in shit too???” Otis: “I hope Corso doesn’t pick us to win!” Freckles: “I’m very concerned about our linebackers in pass coverage!” Beau: “The Big […]

I Came to Drop F-Bombs: The Fucking Dawgs Preview

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Who the Fuck is Georgia Georgia is based in Athens*, where they invented REM and philosophy and hedges. Their state features a giant peach that moons you while you’re on the highway. PS, our good ole Chilton County peaches are better, why don’t they replace that water tower with a big ass Matlock head. Why […]

Oh yeah!

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

I thoroughly embarrass myself again in another week’s installment of The Perfect Storm. Thanks to the dudes at Well That’s Cool for bringing me back down to earth.

Attila The Hun-dred yard rusher?

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

“if we drink the Kool-Aid … me being Attila the Hun … was right,” Coach Nick Saban In his post Arkansas press conference, Alabama Coach Nick Saban references the cruel and vicious Attila the Hun in the same sentence that he mentions a tasty sugary drink often delivered by an overweight anthropomorphic pitcher that busts […]

Wardrobe change

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

So, Richt is calling for a blackout this saturday. Eh, I could give two shits what uni’s they wear.