Archive for August, 2008

34-10 Aight

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

It smells like Victory, and Victory smells like ribs In a large scale reenactment of Jeremy Elder’s parking lot caper, the Tide robbed thousands of Georgia Dome visitors of their unreasonable expectations and high hopes. There is no doubt that last night and today, a sad convoy of orange paw print motherfuckers travels north to […]

Chick-fil-a kickoff bowl refugees headed to SC

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Last night Nick Saban drug out Tommy Bowden to the middle of the Georgia Dome and pantsed him. Then America pointed and laughed. Garth Brooks’ short-lived Chris Gaines alter ego is less embarrassing than last night. Admitting you own The Renegade boxset is less embarrassing than Clemson’s performance. Can we schedule an over-rated, under-prepared ACC […]


Saturday, August 30th, 2008

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TJ is drunk right now. He is really trying to set a new bar for alabama celebration right now. All I can reallly tell you is the Tower of Bammer is representing.

Gameday! or why ribs are more important than yards…

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

Listen, my brothers and sisters. We all love yards, some people gain them, some people mow them. Today, or boys are playing a top 10 team with loads of talent on offense and defense, our boys might show our SEC dominance, or they might show their freshmasm inexperience, BUT, what we can control is our […]

Tired of the previews? Too bad.

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Can we kick this shit off already? Watching the ‘cocks try thier damndest to throw a game last night did little to satiate the football monster that’s lain dormant in my belly since february. Anyway, the fools over at Well that’s cool went against better judgement and had me back on to talk b.s. about […]

I came to drop F Bombs: The Fucking Clemson Preview

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Who the Fuck is Clemson: Clemson has a little over 17,000 fucking students and is based in Clemson, South Carolina. The state that started the Civil War and has that cool fucking palm tree on their flag. My first experience with Clemson was being forced off the road by a convoy of orange paw print […]

Murder, Scandal in the Crimson Nation

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Clemson Defensive Coach Vic Koenning has lit a fire under our redneck asses with his comments regarding our two most heralded recruits from our most heralded recruiting class driving Escalades around during the recruiting process. This obviously was a joke, but like most jokes from grown men who yell at kids all day, it was […]

Slurp up the Crimson Koolaid, Brothers and Sisters

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Julio Jones, future NFL MVP and amateur helicopter pilot, has been named a starter! and may even, as a kick returner, be the First Alabama Motherfucker to actually touch the ball in 2008 (though I would prefer him touch it via inappropriately fondling Javeir Arenas after a long, shifty, videogamelike return). Our cadre of wideouts […]

A little help from our friends

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

So a few friends of ours run the very awesome site, well that’s cool. It’s a valuable resource for all things tuscaloosa. Despite being knowledgeable alabama fans themselves, they asked if we’d be interested in hosting a weekly alabama football video podcast. We accepted. The first installment is a season preview, and introduces what i […]

Coming out swinging

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

Everyone seems to have reasonable expectations for this season. From conversations and radio chatter, a 7 or 8 win season wouldn’t shock anyone. Understandable, considering our schedule this season. However, it’s still the offseason, so let’s have fun for a sec. I think the difference between a mediocre season and making a run for Atlanta […]