on this post on the new SEC offensive coordinators after the usual “Big Ten is Slow” comment that some troll has to make
we are the best… all twelve teams together should beat anyone including la monroe every 60 percent of the time
SECFANS

Some people are jumping on legendary clutch player and fellow bammer, Robber Horry, but most people have been celebrating his record of 238 playoff games.
I am always partial to his saving the planet with jeff goldblum by the implausible method of infecting the alien mothership with a computer virus. always clutch, man.

or maybe his missed [...]

Sun Ra is the coolest motherfucker ever to come from Alabama.